Sea monsters will eat your plane: “Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus”
So, Mega Shark versus Giant Octopus. Well, can’t really go wrong with that combination, can you? And, to its credit, the movie does deliver. There is a mega shark. There is an octopus. The octopus is...
View ArticleBecause 20,000 is for pussies: “30,000 Leagues Under the Sea”
Well, once again The Asylum–that movie production house dedicated to churning out derivative crap and maintaining the careers of C. Thomas Howell and Lorenzo Lamas–seems to have stumbled across yet...
View ArticleLike, ten, maybe fifteen leagues under the sea: “Phantom”
I have a sweet spot for submarine movies. I don’t know why—ordinarily I try to avoid confined spaces filled with sexually-frustrated men (advice from my high school guidance counselor that comes in...
View ArticleRun silent, run terrified: “Below”
The little-seen 2002 horror film Below almost became an entry in “Criminally Overlooked,” except that, well, it’s really not a big deal if you miss it. Unlike some of the other entries in that...
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